“Nothing bad can happen; It can only good happen” - oh and watch out for that tylenol. This unisex satirical shirt is printed to order on lightweight 4.3 oz, pre-shrunk 100% combed ringspun cotton, which is to say, this is a soft shirt. Athletic Grey is 90/10 cotton/polyester blend. Shirt colors are approximate and may vary ever so slightly. All shirts ship separately from other items.  Click here for a size chart.  Shown in white, black, brown, and light blue.